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Sara
Joined: 05 Sep 2008
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Wed Oct 08, 2008 6:35 pm |
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Top 10 Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating is Better than Sex
10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
6. Its OK when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you ARE someone else.
5. 40 years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.
4. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.
3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the next morning.
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1. You can do the whole neighborhood!!! |
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Sara
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Sara
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Thu Oct 09, 2008 6:30 pm |
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Alright, Chris, that one got me to jump!  You're evil. |
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Sara
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Thu Oct 09, 2008 6:33 pm |
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Geordie H
Joined: 06 Oct 2008
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Location: Nairn, Scotland
Thu Oct 09, 2008 8:13 pm |
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| Sara wrote: | | Alright, Chris, that one got me to jump! You're evil. |
It got me to do more than jump Sara.  |
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