Tafscot
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Sun Sep 28, 2008 12:15 pm |
 Post subject: Sentry duty |
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A private Soldier is alone on sentry duty. when the phone rings in his box
"hello" "hello" a voice shouts down the phone, "Are there many vehicles in the Offiers car park?"
The sentry steps out of his box and looks across the road, where a solitary Bentley is parked.
he goes back to his box and answers the caller.
"only that Fat git general jackson's car "he says.
"Do you know who you are talking to"? booms the voice down the line,
"This is General Jackson"?
"Do you know who you are talking to" The private replies, completely unflustered.
"no" replies the general
"Well sod off then you big fat git" the private replies. |
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