Tafscot
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Fri Sep 26, 2008 10:10 am |
 Post subject: Transfer of guilt |
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Manchester City Football club are on the look out for new talent, and send a scout to Bosnia, where they find a fantastic new player and bring him back with them.
In his first game he scores a brilliant Hat trick, and the fans love him,
When he gets home he phones his Mother to give her the good news, but when she answers, she immediatly starts sobbing her heart out.
When he asks what the matter is, she replies, "Well this morning your sister was raped by a street gang, your little Brother was savaged by a pack of wild dogs, whilst playing in the street, After that your dad was shot by a sniper with a high powered rifle, and I was beaten up and mugged whilst out shopping.
The guy is gobsmacked, "Mum, what can I say", I am so sorry"
"SORRY??"£ she shouts, "it's all your B***y fault we moved to Manchester in the first place.
(APOLOGIE'S TO ALL MANCUNIANS, I AM JOKING HONEST ) |
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