Tafscot Guest
Fri Sep 26, 2008 10:17 am |
Post subject: Caught Short. |
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A girl takes her new boyfriend home after the Dance, She tells him that he needs to be very very quiet, as her parents are asleep upstairs, and if they wake up she would be in big trouble, as she is not allowed to bring boy's home.
They settle down on the sofa and get down to some serious business??, but after a while he comes up for air, and says"wher's the toilet,?I am desperate, and need to go".
She replies" it is upstairs next door to my Parents room, you cant go there, you will wake them up, go in to the Kitchen and use the sink instead"
He goes into the Kitchen and after a short while he pops his head round the door and say to the girl, "have you got any paper"??? |
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