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Sara
Joined: 05 Sep 2008
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Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:26 am |
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A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when Andrew, a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.
The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, “I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter what it is, for $20.........
........on one condition........"
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, “You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.”
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address.
She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said...
“Clean my house.”
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Tafscot
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Thu Sep 25, 2008 12:09 pm |
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I think they were talking to my Wife??  |
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Thu Sep 25, 2008 6:22 pm |
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To true, the women should pay the bloke to do the housework, whats good for the goose is good for the gander 
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Sara
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Thu Sep 25, 2008 7:59 pm |
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| For $20 you can clean my house - that's almost free! |
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Thu Sep 25, 2008 8:54 pm |
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| Sara wrote: | | For $20 you can clean my house - that's almost free! |
How much is that in sterling or whats the going rate for a housecleaner in the U.S. 
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Tafscot
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Thu Sep 25, 2008 9:05 pm |
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| It's only about £10.00?? blimey I charge more for doing my own? and thats only a bungalow? dont tell the Wife? she will drop my payments/ |
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Sara
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Fri Sep 26, 2008 6:55 pm |
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The friend who sent me this joke pays her current maid $85.00 once a week. It takes the maid about two hours to clean her house. The maid dusts, vacuums and wipes down the bathrooms - basically surface cleans. My friend often complains that it is distressing because before she got divorced two years ago her maid came twice a week and thoroughly cleaned every inch of the house. She whines that it’s a real b**** being poor and not able to afford better help. Oh, please……………..
Admin, shall I let her know you are in the market? |
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Tafscot
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Fri Sep 26, 2008 9:41 pm |
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| If she is prepared to pay my fair over every week? I would think about it?? |
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Hells Angel
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Sat Sep 27, 2008 7:46 pm |
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What about that big pool of water that can be used in washing the pots and pans, remember to wear your rubber's to keep your hands soft.
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